Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Dear Mr. President

Dear Mr. President, 

My name is Andy Tisdel. I'm in my very early twenties, I'm in my senior year of college and I want to be a journalist someday. I'm an independent voter, although I voted for you in the last election, and I do my darndest to stay informed about the issues of the day in Washington. 

When I went to college, as the United States was careening into the Great Recession, what comforted me was the hope that in four years the economy would have improved. These things go in cycles, right? It has to improve sometime, right? That was the kind of thought that went through my head. Now it's three years later and things have scarcely improved. There's talk of a "double-dip" recession (who came up with that name? Seriously?), the jobs number that comes out on Friday will probably be disappointing (if that's logically possible) and overall, things just seem to keep on hitting the fan. 

The problem is, you seem to be focused mostly on who gets the blame for all this. 

Let me say this clearly, and in a tone that I imagine a lot of us twenty-something, liberal-leaning independents might adopt:

I could honestly give a fuck who is to blame. I don't care if the history books paint you, Speaker Boehner, intransigent Tea Partiers or God Almighty as the villain of this piece. I care about being able to get a job when I get out of school. Obviously most of that is up to me, but improving the economy is in large part up to you. 

I voted for you because you said you were going for a less partisan Washington. Three years later, this is the worst partisan environment the U.S. has had in decades. Nothing is getting done, and for a pragmatist like myself, that's the most frustrating thing plausible to see. We're to the point where you tried to schedule your jobs speech during the Republican debate on Wednesday, then had to back down in shame. I'm sick of this egregiously partisan bullshit, Mr. Commander-in-Chief, sir. 

If I could speak to you in person and tell you one thing, I would say "Get your shit together, Mr. President". On the economy, on partisanship, on creating jobs, I implore you on behalf of the American people to get your shit together and help said American people. Am I being unfair in telling you this and not Congress, who is just as responsible for the Washington gridlock as you are? Yes, I am. Life's like that sometimes. 

Get it together, Mr. President. Forget about casting blame on the Republicans and focus on results. You will have to compromise. You will have to make deals, as you have shown the ability to do. But above all, you will have to govern effectively, which right now you are not doing (in my humble opinion). 

See you next November, sir. 

Sincerely, 

Andrew Tisdel
College of Wooster '12

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Dear Birthers,

Congratulations. You got exactly what you didn't want.

Donald Trump may be preening over this, but in private, my guess is that he's cursing the Obama administration for actually releasing President Barack Hussein Obama's long-form birth certificate.

Why? Simple. As long as there was any possible doubt about what the certificate actually said, conspiracy theorists could make hay out of it. Donald Trump could continue to give interviews and speeches about it. They (the theorists) could continue to hang onto their belief system regarding Obama's birth, and Trump could continue to gather what I consider to be a ridiculous amount of America's attention by continuing to windbag on the "issue". But since the release of Obama's birth certificate, that has all evaporated. Only the worst die-hard conspiracy theorists could continue to hold to an incorrect belief when evidence to the contrary is publicly available and easy to find... oh, wait, right.

But of course, Trump needs a new target to stay in the limelight. Surely it couldn't be anything else about Obama's personal life, could it? After all, it'd be utterly inconsequential to his status as President... oh, no, wait, he's taking on Obama's school records next, and politics be damned to ye.

Sigh.

"We do not have time for this kind of silliness," Obama remarked upon the release. "I've got better stuff to do."

Ain't that the truth.

"Are you fucking serious?"